01 I Made Out With You Before You Were Cool
02 Psychedelic Vasectomy
03 Bob Stinson Will Have His Revenge On Ferndale
04 Who Wants To Fuck A Millionaire?
05 Jenny Nails
06 Dickhead On A Bike (Excerpt)
07 Always A Greg McBridesmaid, Never A Greg McBride
08 Big Hearts, Small Riffs
09 U, U, U, U, U, This Is Boring
10 Northern California
11 There's A Big Heap Of Trash At The End Of The Rainbow

"Listen: You need this record. This is eleven songs of powerful, bombastic, vital rock from "should-have-been" heroes from the Northwest that were in other bands you probably don't know. Touchstones include the Hot Snakes, Superchunk, and the Thermals. Real Size Monster Series embodies the best of indie rock, post-punk, and modern rock in one package. It is sardonic without being directionless, clever without being ironic. It is full of life and a perfectly conceived vision of a band at its creative peak." - East Bay Express

"Real Size Monster Series has an anxious freedom at the edge of every song; where "SLC Punks" once secretly dreamed/fetishized of selling out and maybe making a difference at the same time, Police Teeth are careful creators of aggressive, fun music in a time when one is hardly able to either sell out or likely allowed to make much of a difference in the media-fed face of doom." - Three Imaginary Girls

"The second album from this now mostly Seattle-via-Bellingham band finds them expanding their sound while rocking even harder than their blistering debut, combining angular guitar riffs and blasts of punk noise with catchy singalong choruses and some surprisingly sweet pop hooks into defiant songs filled with blue collar anger and sardonic humor." - KEXP